I like a good erotic book once in a while. When 50 shades of grey came out and became a huge bestseller, I thought that it would probably be a piece of crap. Nevertheless I think that to criticise something you need to try it at least once. So I bought the first book.
It is a piece of crap!
The story, the way of writing, the stupid characters that I couldn’t relate at all, the ludicrous sex scenes. I don’t understand all of the high around this book. I really don’t. The only reason that I can think of is that there are a lot of frustrated people out there, that realized for the first time that there isn’t only the missionary position. You can try different things. This was actually a good thing that this book brought on. However, the number of people who have already been admitted to the hospital due to strange attempts on BDSM is rather concerning.
My considerations about the first book:
– I want to be the one to spank Anna. Gimme that whip! She’s so annoying!
– That’s not BDSM! WTH?! That’s a guy with serious problems!
– The contract! GOD! The contract! How many words were spent on this? It took me longer to read this that my own damn work contract!
– Mr. Grey is a gorgeous wealthy business tycoon. AT 27! Really?!
– “Inner Goodness”. Need I say more?
– TAMPON! Because there is nothing sexier than a tampon.
I’ve just read the first book and it was enough. I didn’t see the movie, only some scenes and I hated the actors they chose. They might be good apart, but they seem terrible together.
Now seriously, if your into crappy porn literature, please check my suggestions on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Christie-Sims/e/B00CMBW1PC
Yep, it’s porn books with dinosaurs!!! My selection would be:
It’s as good as 50 Shades of Grey!