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I don’t spend much time thinking of conspiracy theories. If we try hard we can actually see a conspiracy everywhere, and most the times, things are what they appear to be….and that’s all.

One of the conspiracy theories that I enjoy reading about is the one about the Illuminati. Practically everyone appears to be part of this selective group. So the recent ones that I read about are:

• Barack Obama – While posing for some photos, he was identified as doing the illuminati sign several times. Also he is responsible for taking decisions that benefited the group.
• George W. Bush – Again there were photos of him doing the sign. He was probably just scratching himself, but that’s just me….
• Beyoncé Knowles – She’s done the sign several times in her videos, and supposedly she’s done the hand sign in the Super Bowl. I think she was just asking for our help to rescue her from Jay- Z.
• Angelina Jolie- Apparently her mastectomy was some great plot to benefit the Illuminati. This decision to remove her breasts, even though she had no cancer, is seen as PR corporate campaign to influence opinion on the BRCA1 patent viability. Well geez, I just though that it was a PR campaign for herself, because she was feeling left out in Hollywood.
• Paris Hilton – There is a Illuminati tradition on her family. It is said that the children on te Hilton family were subducted to mind controlling tests. That actually explains a lot…

These are only a few examples. From what I could see EVERYONE is part of the Illuminati. Be careful not to do the following hand signs. If you do, you’re Illuminati but you don’t know it yet.

It’s actually better that you keep your hands in your pocket.